Built in 48 hours for a jam. You run the front desk of a hotel for moths. The lighting is a gameplay mechanic and also the entire joke.
Every guest steers toward the brightest reachable light. Dim the lobby and the queue reorganises itself.
Greedy matcher over guest preferences. It is wrong often enough to be funny.
One room type, one shift, one ending. The cut list was longer than the game.
Wing flutter is filtered noise with a per-guest LFO. Recorded nothing, shipped anyway.
Correct call. The lift never worked and nobody has ever asked about it.